Friday, April 27, 2012

rule and things of making a better lier out of yourself

Rules and things number 899
When some one says im gone that means you better be scared because that means someone is going to leave.

Rules and things number 259
When someone says lets play you better get ready to have some fun somewhere.

Rules and things number 700
When someone says lets fight you better get ready for a beat down cause its going to hurt.

Rules and things number 2
When someone says I hate it that means they hate everything in there site.

Rules and tings number 1
When someone says goodbye son that means she or someone els are going to die.

Rules and things number 27
when someone says im a lier that means they lie every second of there life.


Rules and things number 45
When some one says uh oh that means someone is in big trouble.

Rules and things number 47
When someone says no way that means they aren't going to do anything for you.

Rules and things number 10
When someone says pleas don't that means they don't won't you to hurt them.

Rules and things number 11
When someone says don't you dare that means if you leave or something your going to get a hit.


Rules and things number 3
When someone says no that means a parent or grand parent died somehow.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Water Rockers

the band name Water Rockers
nick names water rocker, water beast, water son, water man, water killer,


 The best bands in town going to the same place to play what a scene. watch both of the bands play its going to be a contest of who gets the most people at there music concert who will win.this is going to be fun. people will be there it will be crazy. want to see who wins watch the fight .it will be at 12:00 midnight at the Water Park. people will drive from miles.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

BUD NOT BUDDY TELOGHRAM

BUD AT HOME STOP
BUD AT AMOSES STOP
BUD ESCAPES AMOSES STOP
BUD GOES TO LIBRAY STOP
BUD LOOKES FOR LIBRAIAN STOP
BUD GOES TO SLEEP UNDER TREE STOP
BUGS WAKES UP BUD STOP
BUD ALMOST STABS BUGS STOP
BUGS AND BUD GO TO HOOVERVILL STOP
BUGS AND BUD HELP CLEAN THE DISHES STOP
BUD KISSES GIRL STOP
BUGS LEAVES BUD  ON  TRAIN STOP
HOOVERVILL GETS BURNED STOP
BUD STARTS TO WALK ALONG THE HIGHWAY  STOP
BUD GETS CAUGHT BY LEFTY LOUWS STOP
BUD SEES HUMAN BLOOD IN LEFTY LOUIWS CAR STOP
BUD THINKS HES A VAMPIRE STOP
BUD GOES TO LEFTY LOUWESES HOUSE STOP
BUD EATS BREAKFAST STOP
BUD GOES TO GRAND RAPPIDS STOP
BUD THINKS HEC IS HIS DAD STOP
BUD GOES TO THE CABEN  STOP
BUD POINTS A T HEC STOP
BUD SAYS I KNOW ITS YOU STOP



Friday, March 2, 2012

Unheard conversation

Grandma Sands: Hello who is this?

Wilona: We are thinking to send you Byron to you for the summer if that is okay with you.

GS: Sure that will be fine but why are you sending him to me?

W: We do not know how to control him he is being the Devil.

GS: So you think i'm the best person for this job.

W: Yes because the babysitter can't handle him by herself.

Daniel: I can't take care of him it's like I can't catch him when he does something bad so Wilona catches him and tells me what happens then I whip him with a belt.

GS: what if I can't handle him what are you going to do about it tie him up  in a chair in my hose downstairs.

W: That is a great idea if you can't control him you tie him up in the basement for the summer okey but if he learns his lesson you can let him get a drink and go and make friends.

D: if he goes at it again whip him with a belt and tie him up again.

GS: If he escapes what do I do

D: you lock him in the storage room and make sure to put food and water in there and don't let him out okey.

GS: okey If he breaks a window and escapes what do I do

W: he won't escape the storage room because I remember being locked in there wants and I couldn' get out see you later.

GS: see you at summer time .

Friday, February 24, 2012

Multiple perspectives

Byron    Though he should not get in trouble for lighting matches in the house.Byron was really scared when he got in trouble. Byron thought his mom would let him off the hook.but she didn't Byron was really scared so he held himself to the couch so his mom would not kill him if he left to go to Bupheads house.Byron at the last second decided to run because his mom was going to bun his fingers. Byron tried to run and his mom tackled him to the ground and almost burned his fingers.

Joetta   Joetta  was really scared when his mom was going to burn Byron. When Byron was going to get burned Joetta new she had to distract her mom so Joetta ran back in forth crying. Joetta tried  to make a distraction by jumping back and forth in front of Byron. Joetta's mom took her to cuddle with her and she talked to Joetta. When Joetta's mom was about to burn Byron Joetta ran back and forth huffing and puffing.

Mom Byrons mom got mad at Byron. Byrons mom did not want to hurt Byron. Mom promised swared to god that if Byron did this again she would burn him. Mom had to take care of Byron and Joetta's screaming. Mom talked to her and went to takle Byron. Byrons mom let him of the hook by almost burnig his fingers.

Monday, February 13, 2012

When I grow up


When I grow up I want to be a professional basketball player. Basketball is my favorite sport and I like to play it. It’s a sport I’m really good at. When your a professional basketball player you will get to create your own shoes. you would get to play hard teams. That is why I want to be a basketball player.
Also when I grow up I want to be a Gym teacher. I would like to teach how to be a good sport. I would like to teach them if they win or lose to say good game. I would like to teach them if they win not to show off. I would like to teach them how to play most of the games in the world.  I would like to teach them to make new friends at there tournaments.
Finally when I grow up I want to be a doctor. I would like to fix people up with broken legs and arms. I would  like to take care of people. I would like to cure cancer. I would like to get people out of the hospital.
Tagen Douma
2-13-2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Chapter 51

 Chapter 51
  Stanly and Hector and When they found the diamonds it was worth about $20,000 dollars.  Stanly gave the money to Hector and his parents who adapted him. they bot a new house because they were home lease. Hector moved to a different  town because his parents didn't like it there were Stanly lived. Stanly and Hector got phones and talked on the phones. hector made new friends at his new town he lived Hector didn't like there but his parents did. Hector got used to the town and made much more than he had said to Stanly. Stanly was jealous so he asked who is your best friend and Hector said Stanly. They made a new game system in Hector tow it is a Xbox 360.
Soon enough Hectors parents didn't like the place were they lived so they moved back to Stanly's town. Hector got his old friends back like Stanly. Stanly made more friends wen Hector was gone.Hector asked Stanly who his best friend was and Stanly said hector. And practically every day Stanly and Hector went to each others house like every day of the summer. Hector almost moved again but his parents decided not to move.
 About a week later Hector moved. Then he came back to the town. Then Stanly and Hector move to the same town without knowing it. They made new friends at there town. As soon as they got sick of the town they moved again to the same town. Stanly and Hector both got an XBOX 360.