Friday, March 2, 2012

Unheard conversation

Grandma Sands: Hello who is this?

Wilona: We are thinking to send you Byron to you for the summer if that is okay with you.

GS: Sure that will be fine but why are you sending him to me?

W: We do not know how to control him he is being the Devil.

GS: So you think i'm the best person for this job.

W: Yes because the babysitter can't handle him by herself.

Daniel: I can't take care of him it's like I can't catch him when he does something bad so Wilona catches him and tells me what happens then I whip him with a belt.

GS: what if I can't handle him what are you going to do about it tie him up  in a chair in my hose downstairs.

W: That is a great idea if you can't control him you tie him up in the basement for the summer okey but if he learns his lesson you can let him get a drink and go and make friends.

D: if he goes at it again whip him with a belt and tie him up again.

GS: If he escapes what do I do

D: you lock him in the storage room and make sure to put food and water in there and don't let him out okey.

GS: okey If he breaks a window and escapes what do I do

W: he won't escape the storage room because I remember being locked in there wants and I couldn' get out see you later.

GS: see you at summer time .